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行为1：freopen写挂

killer: CE (compile easily）

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freopen("joker,in","r",stdin);
freopen(joker.in,r,stdin);
freopen("joker.in","w",stdin);
fre open("joker.in","r","stdin");
freopen("joker.in","r",stdin);
freopen("joker.in","w",stdin);

行为2：锟斤拷

killer：WA（wonderful answer）

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cout<<"鎴戣涓猴紝 瑕佹兂娓呮锛屽ソ濂藉涔狅紝鍒板簳鏄竴绉嶆€";

行为3：尝试贿赂

killer：CCF

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puts ("I can't solve this problem. :(");
puts ("But I think it uses an algorithm called mo dui er ci li xian.");
puts ("However I haven't written it before! :(");
puts ("So I beg CCF's mercy to pass n, q <= 5000 and earn 20 points.");

// Never notice me.
// Never call my name with your voice.
// I love ccf.
// wo shi nahida de gou.(疑似原神乱入）

/*
plz give me 100pts!!!
I'll gice ccf 114514$ (and mawenzheng's head)
mwz orz
lyc orz
lzy orz
wc orz
mh orz
ccf orz
*/

cout<<"DEAR CCF I LOVE U CAUSE THE PERFECT NOIPT1\n";


得了吧，别装出皮笑肉不笑的状态！